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    The "Mario Bros." Theme Song Has Actual Lyrics And They're A Goddamn Inspiration

    The iconic theme song that inspired a generation has ACTUAL LYRICS, and they are even more incredible than anyone could have imagined.

    The official lyrics to the Mario theme song were written in response to a Japanese radio contest. Nintendo released a vinyl version of the song in 1985.

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    And here is the English translation.

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    It begins by exhorting Mario to do what he knows is right.

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    And continues by telling us of his great strength and bravery in the face of incredible adversity.

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    Then we learn of the strange powers and abilities that make him more than just a man.

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    And as the song continues, it becomes clear that Mario is no mere mortal, but the hero we have awaited all these long years.

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    After the chorus, there is an epic spoken part that tells the tale we are all so familiar with with haunting lyrical beauty.

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    Then it basically repeats the chorus with some slight variations, beginning with this rousing call to arms.

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    Go and beat the Koopa tribe, go! Today, full of energy, Mario runs. Today, full of energy, jumping! Today, full of energy, searching for coins. Today, keep going, Mario!

    Get a star — become invincible! Quickly, go save Princess Peach!

    Lakitu! Blooper! Cheep Cheep! Beat them all! Mario is always full of energy and strong!

    And finally, it ends with a powerful flourish that will surely inspire anyone who hears it to do great deeds.

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    This is basically 20th-century version of the Iliad.

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