

Based on the results of a survey asking English men whose facial features they'd most like to have, this is a composite image made from Orlando Bloom's nose, Hugh Grant's hair, Daniel Craig's eyes, rugby player Jonny Wilkinson's mouth, Formula One racer Lewis Hamilton's skin, and Ewan McGregor's jaw.
There you have it, ladies - the ultimate Englishman would look kind of like a simpering douchebag. But you probably already knew that.