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The 29 Greatest Moments In The History Of Bathtime

"These were the greatest bathtimes of our lives." -Bob Dylan

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25. The Big Dog In The Little Tub


"If the adage is indeed true that 'all a doggie needs to be happy is a tub to call his own and about five discount value "Play and Splash" rubber duckies,' then why ... why am I so sad?"

-This doggie

24. The Unsuspecting Corgi


This is from that scene in that corgi suspense thriller where the corgi is like, "But I don't normally have my supper in the room with the porcelain tub. Are you absolutely sure it's dinnertime that's about to happen to me?"

21. The Polar Plunge


To some, a tender maternal moment; to others (specifically to the baby polar bear in question here), more of a great-big-wet-bear-tongue-in-your-eye kind of moment than anything else. It all depends on your perspective.

19. The Soapy Lion


You know how everyone is always like, "Whatever you do, DON'T approach a ferocious lion and lather him up, no matter how dirty he looks"? Well, that is a good rule, but it doesn't always apply.

18. The Giant Tongue


They are not always welcome - indeed, in certain circumstances, they can even be somewhat unappealing - but just sometimes, a giant tongue is exactly the right tool for the occasion.

15. The Contented Sloth


Truer words were never spake (spoke? spaked? something is wrong here) than the words that were spaken by whoever it was that said that the best thing in life is a happy sloth in a towel. Spoked?

14. The Exhausted Raccoon


It has oft been said that a raccoon's work is never done, but every now and then, a raccoon's work actually really is done and it's time for the aforementioned animal to put the proverbial feet up and generally take it easy with, for instance, a nice cooling bath in a bowl of rainwater.

12. The Unhappy Camper


This fragile world has never seen a fury like the fury of this cat upon discovery that the tyrannical regime against which she labors in vain had deemed, as if upon a whim, that it was high time she had a bit of a bath.

10. The Budget Rainstorm


The withering scorn deployed by the owl in this particular bathtime moment is impressive even to those who are aware that it is the only facial expression in his repertoire.

9. The World's Laziest Puppy In A Sink


Many people have sinks, and more still have the worlds' laziest puppy, but the genius who first thought to combine the two has a rightful place in the annals of bathtime history.

8. The Frozen Otter


"Here I stand, and I can do no other," says this otter. "But first let me take a quick refreshing dip in this bucket of ice, because I am an otter, and that's the sort of thing I do in my leisure time."

6. The Lazy Sunday


Every single day, somewhere in America, a bear wakes up from a long, restful night's sleep and realizes that she doesn't have a job. That's how you get things like this ursine soak-and-scrub.

5. The Disheveled Dog And Guinea Pig Combo


Orchestrating an interspecies bathtime has ever been a power move if you want your evening ablutions to be recorded for posterity, but rarely has the maneuver been executed with such magnificent gusto as in this now legendary metamorphosis from light and fluffy to, well, wet.

3. The "Oh Captain My Captain"


Also known as the "I Am Spartacus," this bunny bathtime was the first recorded bathtime in which a bunny stood up and bravely said, not just for herself, but for all bunnies everywhere, "I AM A BUNNY WHY AM I IN A SINK GIVE ME A CARROT."

2. The Look Of Recrimination


To achieve this now famous "how could you do this to me?" expression, you will need (1) pink bucket (2) gallons soapy water (1) the cutest kitten in the entire world and (1) heart of stone, you evil bastard.

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