Obama Wins The Heisman
People were sure it was going to be Tebow, until Barack declared himself as eligible. He deserves it! (From John S.)
Obama Wins the Flower Cup!
Take that, Princess Peach! (From Jennifer Mrazek.)
Obama Destroys The Death Star
That shot was one in a million, Mr. President! (From Lazar Taxon.)
Bo Wins Best In Show!
If Barack is Superman, Bo is like Krypto (jokes for nerds!!!). From Anitalawyer.
Barack Wins The Womens Individual Gymnastics Gold
I can’t believe he stuck that landing! (From Joey Joseph.)
And then sets the record for most Olympic medals ever …
I mean, wow. 8 golds! Take that, Mark Spitz. (From Amanda.)
The RNC Nomination!
Total surprise there! Picking Palin as a running mate gave him a huge boost with the base. (From Starpulse.)
Obama Is Miss America
Totally owned the swimsuit segment. (From Derek H.)
Nobel Prize and the Presidency of the USA? Seems like kind of a stretch … (From Bear Vs. Shark.)
Here’s a video. (From Endswell.)
- The Army Corps of Engineers and North Dakota police have ordered protesters to leave the Dakota Access Pipeline site by this afternoon or face arrest.
- Seven Earth-sized planets that could have water and possibly sustain life have been discovered orbiting a dwarf star, NASA announced today.
- The ACLU is suing the city of Milwaukee and its police for allegedly performing thousands of illegal stop-and-frisk searches that targeted minorities.
- #Peggygate: West Elm offers full refunds for the notoriously disintegrating Peggy Couch days after pulling it from its website and stores👏
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