1. Lifting And Carrying View this video on YouTube This is a real fetish. It's all over YouTube. It's the fetish where you lift someone up and carry them around. It is an odd thing to sexualize. 2. Balloon Popping View this video on YouTube This is the sexual fetish where you sit on balloons and then pop them by sitting on them. In, like, a sexual way? Take off your shirt first. 3. Adult Babies View this video on YouTube This is the sexual fetish where you act like a baby and have someone "take care of you." I hate it. 4. Belly Button Torture View this video on YouTube This is another thing that is a real thing. The way to do it is you have to be all, "Oh, my. This belly button of mine is being stimulated by this pencil or other implement! This is aggravating, but otherwise quite sexy." 5. Gut Flopping View this video on YouTube Self-explanatory. Just flop the gut onto the dude. Helps if you tell them they've been naughty, though that should be obvious from the fact that you are punishing them in the first place. Some people need it spelled out, I guess. 6. Beard Rubbing View this video on YouTube The bed-tent and the cat are actually not strictly necessary for a beard rubbing fetish. But they help. My God, do they help. 7. Mudvids View this video on YouTube Squish that mud! No, seriously, keep squishing around in that mud. It is turning me on. Sexually. 8. Pedal Pushing View this video on YouTube This is the one where you push on the pedals with your feet. I think maybe it's one of those things where you have to be there? 9. Getting In Bubbles View this video on YouTube The getting in bubbles fetish takes a lot of work and you run through a lot of giant bubbles, which are hard to come by in this economy. But definitely worth it if you are the kind of person who is super turned on by getting inside a giant bubble and then blowing it up. 10. Woolies View this video on YouTube This is probably the warmest sexual fetish. 11. Masking View this video on YouTube I don't want to talk about this one anymore.