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    25 Of The Funniest True Things Anyone Has Ever Said

    "I prefer dead writers because you don't run into them at parties."

    1. On Success:

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    2. On Patriotism:

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    3. On Exercise:

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    4. On Afternoons:

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    5. On Journalists:

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    6. On Making Plans

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    7. On Writers:

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    8. On Judgment:

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    9. On Self-Knowledge:

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    10. On Cincinnati:

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    11. On Becoming A Writer:

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    12. On Fashion:

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    13. On Sweaters:

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    14. On Style:

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    15. On Genius:

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    16. On Shakespeare:

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    17. On Digestion:

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    18. On Writing:

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    19. On Romance:

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    20. On Perspective:

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    21. On Drinking:

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    22. On Government:

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    23. On Law:

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    24. On Inner Peace:

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    25. On Death:

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