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    25 Of The Funniest True Things Anyone Has Ever Said

    "I prefer dead writers because you don't run into them at parties."

    1. On Success:

    2. On Patriotism:

    3. On Exercise:

    4. On Afternoons:

    5. On Journalists:

    6. On Making Plans

    7. On Writers:

    8. On Judgment:

    9. On Self-Knowledge:

    10. On Cincinnati:

    11. On Becoming A Writer:

    12. On Fashion:

    13. On Sweaters:

    14. On Style:

    15. On Genius:

    16. On Shakespeare:

    17. On Digestion:

    18. On Writing:

    19. On Romance:

    20. On Perspective:

    21. On Drinking:

    22. On Government:

    23. On Law:

    24. On Inner Peace:

    25. On Death: