Quick description, because you really need to get to work ASAP: You are a penguin researcher. You must learn to fly. The first few days, just try to stay as flat as possible - then the strategery kicks in. This is normally the part where I make fun of Scott, but I don't have time. Must. Play. More. Learn to Fly. Have fun!
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