If TMZ’s Reporters Were Self Aware

Hey, as long as I have some way to get my daily dose of human misery mixed with the relentless triviality of existence, I don’t care how it’s packaged.

  Your Reaction?

    Starting soon, you'll only be able to post a comment on BuzzFeed using a Facebook account or via our app. If you have questions or thoughts, email us here.

    Now Buzzing