Fetal Tweeting

He’s being billed as the “youngest twittererer ever”, which is technically true. But I like to think of the fetus who’s twittering via a kick sensor on his mom’s belly as the most selfish twitterer ever.

Pretty much all he ever tweets about is himself or how he’s “kicking his mommy.” Nice one, kid. At least he’s more interesting than Robert Scoble.

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