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Eli Manning Has The Most Incredible New Nickname

The most wonderful closed-caption error in history has given Eli Manning a perfect new nickname.

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During the broadcast of the Giants game on Sunday, the supremely gifted poet who does closed captioning for Fox outdid themselves with the following masterpiece:

It is so far unknown what Penguin Boy's superpowers are, but some think they may involve a propeller hat.

[dons propeller hat] “MAN PENGUIN BOY! AWAAYY!” [is eaten by whale]


For now, all we do know is that Eli Man has maybe just this one time in his life made a good decision: