4. The horrifying turtle conundrum.
7. The greatest paradox in the history of the world.
17. The “Small Robert” conundrum.
20. What the Americans are talking about these days.
21. Where all those YouTube videos come from.
24. The reason you always get such a strong reaction when you take your top off.
28. And the saddest question of all:
- The Army Corps of Engineers and North Dakota police have ordered protesters to leave the Dakota Access Pipeline site by this afternoon or face arrest.
- Immigrants are worried two government memos are laying the groundwork for the deportation force Trump promised on the campaign trail.
- A US federal judge ruled that Texas can't cut Planned Parenthood out of its Medicaid program.
- Yalla! You can now download a new Arab emoji keyboard that includes a belly dancer, Oman Chips, and more 👏