4. The horrifying turtle conundrum.
7. The greatest paradox in the history of the world.
17. The “Small Robert” conundrum.
20. What the Americans are talking about these days.
21. Where all those YouTube videos come from.
24. The reason you always get such a strong reaction when you take your top off.
28. And the saddest question of all:
- Donald Trump promised insurance for everyone this weekend, but Senate Republicans say they assume he misspoke.
- President Barack Obama shortened Chelsea Manning's 35-year sentence for leaking documents to WikiLeaks. She'll be freed in May.
- Blue Lies Matter: Video finally proved that police officers lie — and why they get away with it.
- A Toronto man is on a mission to bathe at a different stranger's house every day this month. And so far, so good 🛀