The 23 Drunkest Things On The Internet

    Having one too many and seriously regretting it in the morning is essentially an epidemic at this point in the inanimate object community.

    1. This moon that started drinking way too early

    2. This hammered sign

    3. This shitfaced door

    4. This intoxicated truck

    5. This road that is totally going to throw up later

    6. This three-sheets-to-the-wind boat

    7. This door that got kicked out of the bar, like, two hours ago

    8. This inebriated plane

    9. This wasted trampoline

    10. These trees that refuse to leave your party

    11. This hammered horse

    12. This intoxicated rainbow

    13. This lightning that can't hold its whisky

    14. This tree that started the night with a bottle of Steel Reserve

    15. This buzzed bread

    16. Optimus Prime after a pub crawl

    17. This smashed alphabet

    18. This bike lane that thought jello shots were a good idea

    19. This crunk clock

    20. These plastered buildings

    21. This wrecked snail

    22. This window that is trying to tell you it's "totally fine to drive"

    23. And Bruce the cow