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    Updated on May 13, 2020. Posted on Jul 5, 2009

    Crotch-Biter

    The owner of this out-of-control dog says some of the awesomest things.

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    Meanwhile, the dorky lawyer who got bitten needs to STFU and recognize that he is in the presence of pure Internet gold.

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