Chilean Miner Jokes

You're probably going to need some Chilean miner jokes if you want to participate in office banter today. We had to really dig for these.

• 1. Did you hear about the Chilean miner who got fired?

  His boss thought he was the pits. (Via Scott.)

• 2. What do you get when you throw a piano down a Chilean mine?

  A flat minor.

• 3. The Chilean miners were great ...

  ...but I liked them better when they were underground.

• 4. I wouldn't want to be a Chilean miner ...

  ...It's such a boring job. (Via Tanner.)

• 5. Why did the Chilean miner stay in Chile, instead of moving to the Pacific Northwest?

  He didn't like the idea of a place called Ore-gone. (Via Tanner.)

• 6. How do you confuse a Chilean miner?

  Show him two shovels and ask him to take his pick.

• 7. Miner Disappointment