1. Did you hear about the Chilean miner who got fired?
His boss thought he was the pits. (Via Scott.)
2. What do you get when you throw a piano down a Chilean mine?
A flat minor.
3. The Chilean miners were great …
…but I liked them better when they were underground.
4. I wouldn’t want to be a Chilean miner …
…It’s such a boring job. (Via Tanner.)
5. Why did the Chilean miner stay in Chile, instead of moving to the Pacific Northwest?
He didn’t like the idea of a place called Ore-gone. (Via Tanner.)
6. How do you confuse a Chilean miner?
Show him two shovels and ask him to take his pick.
7. Miner Disappointment
- Kim Jong Nam, the half-brother of North Korea's leader, was killed with a chemical weapon last week at an airport in Malaysia.
- Caitlyn Jenner told President Trump his administration's rollback of protections for transgender kids was a "disaster" 😳
- Uber's CEO met with more than 100 female engineers on Thursday to discuss sexism and harassment allegations at the company.
- Beyoncé is backing out of Coachella under doctors' advice. But she plans to headline the festival again in 2018 😭🐝
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