1. Did you hear about the Chilean miner who got fired?
His boss thought he was the pits. (Via Scott.)
2. What do you get when you throw a piano down a Chilean mine?
A flat minor.
3. The Chilean miners were great …
…but I liked them better when they were underground.
4. I wouldn’t want to be a Chilean miner …
…It’s such a boring job. (Via Tanner.)
5. Why did the Chilean miner stay in Chile, instead of moving to the Pacific Northwest?
He didn’t like the idea of a place called Ore-gone. (Via Tanner.)
6. How do you confuse a Chilean miner?
Show him two shovels and ask him to take his pick.
7. Miner Disappointment
- The Women's March on Washington was one of the largest protests in the city's history.
- Trump's spokesman held a press conference to blame grass coverings for "minimizing" the crowd at the inauguration 🤔
- Members of the national security community reacted with shock after Trump attacked his critics while giving a speech at CIA headquarters.
- "SNL" featured a shirtless Vladimir Putin celebrating America's newest President.
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