1. Did you hear about the Chilean miner who got fired?
His boss thought he was the pits. (Via Scott.)
2. What do you get when you throw a piano down a Chilean mine?
A flat minor.
3. The Chilean miners were great ...
...but I liked them better when they were underground.
4. I wouldn't want to be a Chilean miner ...
...It's such a boring job. (Via Tanner.)
5. Why did the Chilean miner stay in Chile, instead of moving to the Pacific Northwest?
He didn't like the idea of a place called Ore-gone. (Via Tanner.)
6. How do you confuse a Chilean miner?
Show him two shovels and ask him to take his pick.
7. Miner Disappointment