Honestly, we should probably stop referring to this as a "battle." It's more like a Friday tradition wherein I post something awesome and fun, and Scott vomits up some random nonsense to try and get some of the spotlight for himself. Point being, don't waste your time with whatever whack-ass game he posts. There are bridges to be built.
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