26 Boops That Shook The World

Amateur and professional boopers alike look at these great moments in booping with awe and reverence. If you are interested in getting in on the booping scene, THIS is where you need to start.

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Just in case you've never booped before, or you need your memory refreshed, here is how a boop works.

Got it? OK, good. Let's get to the list.

26. The Classic Boop (aka, The "I Boop Your Nose" Boop)

This is the no-frills, standard-issue, "classic" boop. Just boop the nose, say "Boop!" and go about your day. Nothing at all wrong with that.

25. The Upside-Down Boop

Turn the tables on a would-be-booper! Remember: Even if you appear to be in a compromised position, all it takes is a quick-thinking full-pawed boop to completely change the game.

24. The Head-To-Head Boop

Booping isn't always hand-to-nose though! Advanced booping can take a variety of interesting forms. Real men, for instance, boop with their foreheads.

23. The Deep-Meaning Boop

This is a variation on the "Classic Boop" that requires an extra-large helping of love in your heart. Do not attempt unless your heart is positively brimming with love.

22. The Ele-Boop

All you need for this boop is a friendly disposition and a two- to three-foot long trunk.

21. The Gentle Admonishment

Need to tell someone what you really think about the way they're behaving? Why not say it with a boop?

20. The French Boop

Also known as the "get a room already" boop.

19. Super Serious Boop

Boops can often have a playful element, but that does not mean that they should be treated with anything except the utmost seriousness when the occasion calls for it.

18. Airplane Boop

Do not try this boop. This is a bad boop.

17. Unexpected Ninja Boop

This is a great boop to try if (a) you're not 100 percent sure how your partner feels about booping and (b) your partner is (for instance) a ferocious lion.

16. Drive-By Boop

For booping when you're in a hurry!

15. The (Nautical) Drive-By Interspecies Boop*

*Extremely high degree of difficulty. Attempt this boop with caution.

14. Boop-From-Behind

Also known as the "Friendly Encouragement" Boop. Extra points if you can execute this boop underwater.

13. The Baby Boop

Find a baby. Boop the baby.

12. Chicken Boop

Find a chicken. Boop the chicken.

11. The Shark Boop

Find a shark. Actually wait, no, DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS BOOP. GET OUT OF THIS BOOP. GET. OUT!

10. The Overly Dramatic Boop

An excellent companion to the "Super Serious Boop," the Overly Dramatic Boop is for when you're feeling cinematic and expansive.

9. The Aspirational Boop

Boop your way all the way up the corporate ladder with this boop.

8. The "I Literally Got Your Nose" Boop

This boop is fairly controversial in most booping circles, since the "I got your nose" exclamation that accompanies many standard nose-boops is supposed to be metaphorical.

7. The "I Dub Thee Sir Puppers" Boop

A super specialized boop that is only recommended for Dalmatian puppies or other small dogs with suitable gravitas.

6. The "Reach Out And Boop Someone"

No matter how large they may be, if your tiny little hand can reach as far as their willing nose, be assured: You can boop them.

5. The "Come Here, I Need To Boop You With Both Hands" Boop

This boop can be extremely dangerous for an amateur booper, but, executed well, it is one of the most rewarding boops of all.

4. The Breaking Boundaries Boop

Reach across the interstellar void between the species and boop until the world ends.

3. The "I Know We Have Our Differences But I Love You Anyway" Boop

This boop is a mouthful to say, but it's also the secret to world peace, so it's kind of worth it.

2. The Self Boop

Who says you need a partner to boop?

1. The Seated-High-Five Into Forehead-Boop

One of the purest and most impressive boops on the books. If you follow these four steps correctly, you will have high-fived, forehead-booped, and finished off with an elegant variation on the "Classic Boop" - all in one fluid motion. Pat yourself on the back - or, better yet, Self Boop. You've earned it!