Buzz·Posted on Feb 18, 2013The 20 Best Notes Ever Left On Car WindshieldsFrom car alarm concerns to parking advice to non-apology apologies, these are 20 of the classics.by Jack ShepherdBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. The classic "ugly car" defense for a dent. Via happyplace.com 2. The "dickbrain" explanation. Via complex.com 3. The "Jack" move. Via dudelol.com 4. The movie-star maneuver. list25.com 5. The Optimus Prime. list25.com 6. The terrifying hex. list25.com 7. The appeal to the deviants. list25.com 8. The camel curse. list25.com 9. The judging-a-book-by-its-cover defense. Via coedmagazine.com 10. The Ocarina lament. walltowatch.com 11. The political deduction. Via passiveaggressivenotes.com 12. The rhetorical question. Via passiveaggressivenotes.com 13. The everyman. Via reddit.com 14. The "Welcome to Chicago." Via passiveaggressivenotes.com 15. The carrot and stick approach. 16. The concerned party. Via wtfhub.com 17. The "look on the bright side" approach. Via passiveaggressivenotes.com 18. The open threat. Via nextround.net 19. The third-party targeting. Via sfhaps.tumblr.com 20. And finally, here's one from two genuinely good people, just because.