5-Year-Old Has a Cooking Show

Five-year-old Julian Kreusser has his own cooking show in Portland called The Big Kitchen with Food, which is the last piece of proof I needed that my culinary skills are worse than a First Grader's. Julian's show - a big hit online today after a front-page article in The Oregonian - features comprehensive instructions on delicious dishes that are easy to prepare, as well as various segments in which Julian forgets what he's talking about and asks his mom for help.