And Finally...Lesson #9
So what does all this mean? It means if you are a regular looking person who doesn't have a secret past or hasn't lived through a terrible trauma (or dangerous situation) in which a strong (but sensitive) man can rescue you from, particularly in the South, you probably won't find true love. But that's ok. You can always hop on a bus or drive your car and move on down there, just in time to catch the eye of some recently widowed/returned from the army/ loner type guy who is really so great and warm and sensitive—he just hasn't found ANYONE ELSE IN TOWN to love. But you. And you don't even live there.