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Updated on Sep 16, 2018. Posted on Sep 9, 2018

Are You A Wet Man Or A Dry Guy?

No matter who you are, you are either a wet man or a dry guy. We'll explain.

Regardless of your gender identity or your level of physical moisture, every person can be categorized as either a wet man or a dry guy.


“It’s the stain of spiritual flop sweat, an eagerness that verges on desperation, that makes someone wet,” the co-creator of the wet/dry theory wrote on Gizmodo. The wet exude a nervous self-consciousness, and love attention without shame. Dry folks have a cool calm energy—it doesn't mean a dry guy isn't hungry for clout; but they're just more graceful about the whole thing.

Barack Obama is a quintessential dry guy, while his predecessor, Bill Clinton, is soaking wet. As a loved one once told me, "A hero is someone who performs wet acts dryly."

Mark Wilson / Getty Images, Darren Mccollester / Getty Images

So you’re probably wondering: Am I wet or am I dry? Take this quiz to find out.

  1. What is your relationship status?

  2. Are you an introvert or an extrovert?

  3. What word(s) would your best friend use to describe you?

  4. What word(s) would your worst enemy use to describe you?

  5. What is your favorite social network?

  6. What is your dream job?

  7. Which of these TV shows is your favorite?

  8. What is your biggest fear?

  9. What do you want most in life?

  10. Are you more...

  11. Pick one

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