Your mom's houseNot hereRight where I amThe living roomEurope baby!EverywhereI can't move
End himWhy was I going on a date?Who caresFind another boyI am the boyI actually stood him up
A messMore collected than you would thinkFunnyI'm always the last one home how would they knowHighly inebriatedDead
StealingMan slaughterPublic indecencyArsonTried to get with a copIs actually bailing everyone out
Mozz sticksMozzarella sticksSpaghettiFried sticks of cheeseA nice drink of H20PastaDry heaving
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All in all, you go with the flow and vibe with the group. But only until the dry heaving begins. Now that is a whole different story.
Between double fisting donuts, DIY pants, spaghetti throw up and the provider of location, you never seem to fail to have the best stories to come out of the night. And honestly, who doesn't love a good story?
All you need to have a good time are some good friends, Prime Times, fake juice and a camera to document it all. As the journalist of the group, you never fail to make sure everyone remembers just how great of a time was had the night before.
Even in times of distress, you are the first one to try to calm the mood with offerings of donuts. You are the absolut most upset when your food gets spilled, but it can all be made better by a trip to Cinzetti's!
You're the international hoe, taking names and counting from all over the world. You aren't to be messed with, but occasionally you aren't told whats going on and get pretty confused. But it's all in good fun!
Everyone knows that you would never use the f-word on social media, but that doesn't mean you don't have a fun time making public service announcements, watching We're the Millers and making sure no one gets crucified.
Even though squad only calls out for you in a time of need, you are truly the glue that holds it all together, and cleans up the mess at the end of the night.