43 Thoughts, 6 Questions And 4 Theories I Have After Watching Jane The Virgin This Week

Honestly, Rose/Sin Rostro can suck it.

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1. These Narrator recaps are so useful, and every time I hear "Straight out of a telenovela right?" my heart swells and I'm not ready for it to be over.

2. OMG, I forgot about Alba and Jorge!

3. Fun story, I peed my pants at my baptism.

4. Alba is just like my mom, she won't let me take anything from our house.

5. I love sassy Alba.

6. Lol, Rafael knows Alba wouldn't just give her the lamp. They are besties and I love it. Team #Rafalba

7. WOW Jason way to c*ckblock.

8. Unrelated, Jane and Rafael's new place looks so cute.

9. "I'm back and ready for you and all the talking" LMAO I laughed along with Rafael.

10. I don't think I've ever noticed how much hair Rogelio has.

11. Jaime Camil has really perfected the art of volcanic rage.

12. This Jason/Petra think is still weird to me I am sorry. Where is JR?? She is clearly Petra's soulmate PLZ COME BACK BB.

13. "Maybe he's not a Jane person" I feel like Petra gets a tiny bit of perverse joy every time somebody doesn't like Jane and I'll admit that this is the kind of pettiness I can get behind.

14. "Do you not need money?" I am still not sure I like Jason but I mean fair point dude.

15. I am getting some real beginning-of-the-rom-com vibes from Jane and MichaelJason right now.

16. Oh wow I was not expecting the literal earth to open up and swallow Jane when she talked about divorce! "That was dramatic, but so is damnation." Thank you Narrator.

17. UGH ROSE I hate her.

18. Oh hi Dennis! Has he met Jason yet?

19. RoBoats OMG he is so ridiculous.

20. IDK Rogelio, I'd prefer a basket of baked yummies over a kayak I'm literally never going to use.

21. JASON DOES NOT KNOW ABOUT TELENOVELAS who is this mans???

22. Jane is literally navigating a quagmire of emotions and I have yet to see her have a good cry.

23. UGH ROSE I HATE HER. Poor Rafael, man.

24. Poor Michael too. Poor Jane. These poor people. F*ck Rose, is basically what I'm saying.

25. Seems weird that the telenovela writers wouldn't have consulted an amnesiac before this IDK.

26. "A real victimized victim" print that on a t-shirt.

27. Yes good use of the flames in the background because Rose is the literal devil.

28. So Jane and Rafael are scared of the same exact thing but not telling each other OH MAN.

29. "Just trust that God has a plan" Mateo is sounding suspiciously like my mom.

30. Jane being stuck with Michael's cat Faith has always been so funny to me lol also her pineapple dress is so cute!

31. "It's not my fault that I'm different" Aw Jason now I feel bad.

32. Okay a pickle back sounds nasty, and this is coming from someone who loves pickles.

33. Jane you noob! The juice is always the chaser. Will also admit that Jason's pickle front joke got me.

34. Wow even the way he says "Cubano" is wrong and he line dances?? Verdaderamente this man is not Michael Cordero Jr.

35. Tell him off Xiomara weaponize that guilt. He is being such a little diva, it is both hilarious and annoying.

36. Rafael you beautiful idiot Rose will 100% find Luisa at this "secret apartment".

37. HONESTLY, this stuff with Jane and Jason is so rom-com-y it is making me anxious.

38. Nooo Jason don't kiss her!! "You are my wife" is not an excuse!!

39. Asking JLo for help expediting a Visa is the most Rogelio thing ever.

40. Oh Luisa sweetie don't let strangers into your house when you are hiding from your crime lord ex.

41. OOH SUUURE JASON BO ATE THE DIVORCE PAPERS.

42. YEP JUST AS I THOUGHT BO DID NOT EAT THE PAPERS.

43. WHAT IS YOUR PLAN HERE JASON.

Questions that demand answers

1. How long until Jane and Rafael's domestic bliss implodes?

2. How long until someone breaks down and cries in fetal position? My money is on Rafael, who seems to be about to lose it at any given moment.

3. What was on that paper River gave Xiomara?

4. Why was there so little Petra this week?

5. Does Jason really like Jane after one night of line dancing?

6. Who in the heck is Bobby and what in the world is going on with this Rose army?

Season-long theories (subject to change each week IDK)

1. Michael gets his memories back halfway through the season and Jane dumps Rafael for him (like season 1, but the opposite).

2. Michael gets his memories back halfway through the season and Jane is torn, but ultimately chooses Rafael.

3. Since Michael "died" before, Rafael will die at the end of the season.

4. Michael gets his memories back but doesn't say anything in order to spare Jane pain.

5. I cry because all of these options are tragic. **This isn't really a theory though, just a fact that will happen.