16 AP Test Jokes You Can Laugh At While Procrastinating
"Life is pain, and the college board is its conduit."
It's spring! Which means a lot of things, but chief among them is obviously the fact that AP test season is upon us. And everybody knows that the best way to prepare for a test is to make jokes.
Whether you are gonna be taking your first AP test soon or you took some a few (or many) years ago, these jokes will get you in the test-taking frame of mind.
1. This thoughtful translation of what the proctor actually means:
2. Students everywhere when the test asks something you didn't cover in class:
Ap bio: Teachers: Be sure to study photosynthesis , neurons, chi squared and apoptosis Test: Why can't we cure cancer ? #apbio #apbioexam
3. This realistic depiction of the night before the test:
me trying to fit in 49 crash course episodes before the AP test #APUSH
4. Neither type of question is great, but multiple choice at least offers a chance of survival:
5. If anyone tells you this didn't happen to them, they are LYING:
#APUSH Exam: “You have 60 minutes to complete the DBQ Section.” My Mind during the first 20 Minutes:
6. A reminder not to waste your time on things like crying instead of studying:
Bitches Be Crying Themselves To Sleep Instead Of Doing Apush Notes... You Worried About The Wrong Great Depression!
7. This may as well be a photograph of what many of us look like on test day:
reading the first question on the AP test like
8. Unfortunately, there's one holiday that seems to suffer the most because of AP tests:
9. Not being able to solve this equation won't stop it from being true:
10. Quintessential expectation vs. reality right here:
Update: This AP Lit test made me its bitch. https://t.co/IzPnchknG8
11. This tweet was written before 2020 even started and could not have been more accurate:
College Board rewriting the AP GOV test for 2020
12. Sometimes the test just doesn't go well:
the AP graders reading my written responses like #APUSH
13. And your grade may not be as high as you'd like:
College board grading my ap test after Friday #APUSH
14. These tests are clearly not designed for our enjoyment:
15. Here's a reminder that doing your best is what really matters:
Leaving the AP test like:
16. And finally, a reminder that you can always soften the blow:
AP test scores come out tomorrow
And if you're underage, soften the blow with chocolate or pizza instead.