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eveballer05

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    eveballer05 commented on What's The Funniest, Most Ridiculous Thing You've Ever Tried To Return To A Store?

    I used to work customer service at Menards. This guy tried to return a toilet. First, he had paid with a card, and wanted his money back in cash. Stores don’t do that because they have to pay a considerable amount of money if they do that. Then (thankfully before i gave him his money… 

    7/8/2018

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    eveballer05 commented on Hair Stylists, What Annoying Things Do You Have To Deal With At Work?

    I had a man come in with one-length, very short buzzed hair. Showed me a picture of a guy with a fade side and man bun, and said that was what he wanted. I told him it wasn’t possible, and he actually got angry... sorry I don’t have magic serum that will grow the hair on the top of… 

    6/6/2018

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    eveballer05 commented on Hotel Workers, What Really Annoys The Hell Out Of You?

    One time I had a woman come up to the desk HYSTERICAL because there was a rat in her room. So housekeeping went up there, and yep, they found a little rat. But in the trash can, they found a receipt from PetSmart. So this asshole and her new pet rat got the “forever boot” from our… 

    6/4/2018

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    eveballer05 commented on Hotel Workers, What Really Annoys The Hell Out Of You?

    When guest “find something wrong with their room” and want an upgrade. If I had a dollar for every time I heard the used condom excuse, I would be rich AF. Because housekeeping is required to go up, they find nothing, and the person is absolutely horrified they didn’t get an upgrade.… 

    6/4/2018

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    eveballer05 commented on How Common Are Your Unpopular Opinions?

    Oatmeal raisin cookies are the BEST cookies

    5/29/2018

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    eveballer05 commented on Tell Us Someone's Name That Made You Go, "That's One I Haven't Heard Before!"

    family with kids named “liberty, justice, patriot, and america”....they don’t even live in america. they are canadian

    5/16/2018

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    eveballer05 commented on Tell Us Someone's Name That Made You Go, "That's One I Haven't Heard Before!"

    thats fairly common??

    5/16/2018

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    eveballer05 commented on I CANNOT Get Over How Much Katy Perry And Her Mom Look Like Identical Twins

    did you get PAID to write this

    5/15/2018

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    eveballer05 commented on Share Your Kid's Crazy Dreams With Us!

    i had a dream that pitbull started dating me and i became ms wordwide but then he was a russian spy conspiring to become the literal mr worldwide and so i broke up with him and stole his money and he turned into a man-baby trying to get me back, and then kesha came and turned into… 

    5/11/2018

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    eveballer05 commented on Tell Us About Your Most Cringeworthy Social Media Fuck-Up

    i was stalking this girl me and my friend hate and took a screenshot of a post and DM’d it to my friend. right? wrong. i sent it to the girl, along with the caption: “man that was pretty bitchy amiright? im starting to hate her more and more” and she then blocked me and all that:)… 

    1/15/2018

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