1. First, a Scapegoat! Conor!
Did Conor just make @soulcycle app and website crash,??????? Such bs I need my classes
Well at least we have someone to blame
2. Check All Possible Sources To Confirm Site Is Down
.@soulcycle is down AHHHHH http://t.co/eHVNSTqnQr
It took about 2 minutes, but Soren even checked his sources. Yes, soul-cycle.com is indeed down.
3. First World Problems Indeed
And there is a registration crash?!?! @soulcycle please say it ain't so! #firstworldproblems
Even new riders couldn't register. This is a threat level 10! This is not a drill!
4. Emojis Will Not Save You now
The @soulcycle app crashed 😭 Nooo I need my classes!
The struggle is real.
5. The Truth Will Set You Free
@soulcycle site & app seem to be down. That sound you hear is a thousand white women screaming
I heard it, the sound was worse than a newborn crying.
6. Even Reality Stars Aren't Safe
Ahhhhh @soulcycle, what's happening with your app?!? Is all the world reserving their bikes?!? I NEED my #SoulCycle fix this week! 😩
We're there with you Jen, stay strong, if you can lose 114 lbs, you can wait 10 minutes for SoulCyle to fix their website.
7. At Least She is Self-Aware
"Noon on Monday" @soulcycle server goes down...basic bitches everywhere having FULL MELTDOWNS #myselfincluded
It's always good to have a sense of humor in tough situations, but this is no laughing matter!
8. Oops Indeed
When 12 rolls around on Mondays and @soulcycle class registration explodes... #soulcycleproblems #howwillifrontrow 😱
I guess you'll have to sidebar it Nicholas, I guess you'll have to sidebar.
9. Error! Error!
My @soulcycle app going all ERROR code on me gave me a minor heart attack #SoulCycle #ClickClickClick
The more you tap refresh, the more you slowly drive yourself insane!
10. Don't Worry, SoulCyle is On The Case
@catedunn we are back up and running. Let us know if there are any classes you couldn't book.
What if she said no? What if she said no!
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Let this be a lesson to everyone out there, technology can fail you. It can fail you hard, but hey, at least I got the bikes I wanted and that's all that matters.
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