Things People Have Typed Into The Google Search Bar Lately

You guys do realize that the government is monitoring our Internet searches, right? Because you've all been looking up some really weird stuff lately. I recently glanced at the search engine terms that had brought people (probably mistakenly) to my blog and was a bit disturbed by what people have been searching for online...

Am I pregnant or just bloated?

A good question. Sometimes it's hard to tell.

I want to draw Ariel for you.

That's how my boyfriend wooed me, too.

Mushroom elf tattoo

I say...go for it!

Camel sex

Yeah...OK...I'd probably want to see that, too.

How to live with my introvert boyfriend

You want to stay in and watch movies AGAIN?

Things people don't know about Cruella De Vil

Where to begin? There's so much we take for granted.

JNCO Jeans

Based on the 52 people who arrived at my blog via searching for JNCOs, I'd say there are a bunch of dudes seriously hankering for the 90's and a place to stash stolen malt liquor.

Feeling good old people

Glad some of you are being wholesome with your searches.

Hairy man exercising

Really? This is something you want to see?

Artificial intelligence penis

I have no comment.

Feminine ways to sit

This is not one of them.