Henry Cavill Joined Social Media And Everyone Acts As If It's No BFD!

2015 will go down as the year when only 172,472* people IN THE WORLD didn't embarrass themselves! *as of December 28th

This is Henry Cavill...

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For those of you living under a rock, this is Henry Cavill. Man of Steel, Man from U.N.C.L.E., Man of our collective dreams. Here he is being casual AF. Feel free to Google him. All these pictures are just there for the world to get pregnant to.

Here's a GIF(t) to give you the full effect.

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#Pregnant

One more because it's the holidays.

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Oh haiiiii!

October 6, 2015: Houston, we have a profile picture!

The man himself / Via Facebook: henrycavill

The Facebook account wasn't verified. So we waited....

October 7, 2015: A cover photo of.... clouds?

The cloud-lover himself / Via Facebook: henrycavill

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

October 21, 2015: A new profile picture, and a new status- Official!

The real deal himself / Via Facebook: henrycavill

So this was it. The moment we've been waiting for. After 14 days of absolute agony we finally knew this was the real deal. And then it happened....

His first post!

The treat-giver himself / Via Facebook: henrycavill

"So I’ve finally taken the leap into social media! And here’s a little treat for you all in the form of a sneak peak of the Batman v Superman cover shot from Total Film magazine, before the issue comes out on Friday. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Total Film"

I would take a treat from him in any form!

A video!!! IT'S A VIDEO, Y'ALL!!!!!!!!!!!

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He posted a video of himself getting a buzz cut for his movie Sand Castle, and ohmuhgawd it was amazing! *replays video forever*

He went through a mini product placement phase that we are going to overlook...

Then he was back!

Via The bat-lover himself

He wanted us to adopt Ben the bat, and I immediately turned my entire home into a bat conservatory so that we could raise this batchild together!

Product placement, yada, yada....

No Henry? Not interested.

OMFGZF&^%$

Via The donut lover himself

"Makin' a donut run. Who's in?‪#‎SandCastle"

I'm thinking a "donut run" is code for sitting in a truck looking like that....which is delicious.... like a donut!

Another video because we've earned it!

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Ok so here's the deal! There was a post between donuts and this video that had a grammatical error! It was a little too hard for me to stomach, so I was feeling down. But then he posted this video and I was like WHAT GRAMMATICAL ERROR? In fact, WHAT STOMACH!? 15 seconds of a mundane task have never looked better. *purchases ZZ Top on iTunes*

He got a phone. He went to the ballet.

Fillers. Aaaalll filler posts.

Then a new 'Dawn of Justice' promo pic!

Via Mr. I-Don't-Actually-Need-Photoshop Himself

If you love Superman like we do then THIS was just what we needed before the chaos of the holidays! Look at him. LOOK. AT. HIM. How is he so perfect in this promotional photo that I'm sure is Photoshopped but not so much because he is so perfect!? *rambles on for another hour or so*

And finally this, because Star Wars Mania is at an all-time high!

Via The Star Wars lover himself

He gave us the blessing of the Force, like almost every person on the planet, because he is one of us! Only, dreamier.

Final thoughts....

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What happened to brotherhood? What happened to supporting our fellow man? WHY ARE Y'ALL DISAPPOINTING MOTHER EARTH!? "Like" his page so that we can all be collectively #blessed with his beauty from time to time! Look at him again! JUST. LOOK! Why would the people of Earth choose to deny themselves from this pure bliss!? The year is basically over. Let's do better in 2016!