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FRESH BALLS!
Keep your boys fresh...all day, every day! Sweaty balls are a thing of the past.
WOOHOO! New Christina Aguilera
Feat. Nicki Minaj
Madonna's Bastard Son is Back!
The Pope is up in flames over this!
Betty Is My Homegirl
...you know. From back in the day in the Marcy projects. What what....
Gayer 'A Single Man' Trailer
Just a little clip to bring a little more gayness to the previously de-gayed 'A Single Man' trailer.
Manhunt Tally's Penis Sizes - by State!
..and according to their site, Alaskan boys have the smallest penises with an average size of only 6.34 - which maybe explains why Levi Johnston will not reveal all in his "nude" spread. Mind you...these are GAY penis sizes.
New 'New Moon' Trailer
A grown-up Dakota Fanning flashes her crimson eyes in this new 'New Moon' trailer. R-Pat makes his shirtless appearance, as does Taylor Lautner (but not as prominently).
Robbie Williams Releases 'Bodies' In A Widget
Robbie Williams released the video to his new single 'Bodies' in an irritating 'buy-my-single-now' widget.
'Real World's' Scott Herman Bares It for Undergear
MTV 'Real World's' Scott Herman Shows off his firm fitness model butt for Undergear's Fall campaign. But what does he say at the 51 sec mark? He likes to 'what' when he runs? Fart? CLICK HERE for the pics!
Tim Burton's Concept Art for Alice In Wonderland
Here's your first look at some of the concept art for Tim Burton's take on Lewis Carroll's Alice in Wonderland, a Disney film due in theaters March 5, 2010. As you can see, the artwork has Burton's dark and twisted style infused throughout.
Danny Noriega Is No American Idol
Danny Noriega might not be an 'American Idol' but this seventh season AI semi-finalist wants to be your idol and is lookin' for someone to buy his drinks. And , says Danny, the person buyin' is YOU....bitch!
Bradley Cooper On Dangling Testicles
Bradley Cooper for The Hangover - says a naked Asian man's testicles dangling in front of his neck 40 or 50 times made complete sense!
How The MORMON Stole Everything
"He took their dildos & lube and their assamadoodles. HE TOOK THEIR MARRIAGE RIGHTS and nipple clips and suck-a-manoodles. He took their chaps and their poppers and their corkscrew ma-diggers, their twinks and their ball-nuts and their pig-bottom-piggers. He took it ALL."
Britney Spears New Fragrance: MO
Britney Spears' new fragrance allows her to live out her fantasy. "One spray, and the gays will come your way!"
Perez' Penis Is Scandalous
Dirty lyrics much better: http://www.myspace.com/nylarrytee
Chace Crawford is FOOTLOOSE
Chace Crawford picks up Zac Efron's leftovers...singing on for the lead in the Footloose remake.
CALPERNIA NEEDS SOME LIQUOR
Calpernia’s needs more liquor and pop tarts! So help a beyotch out and buy her tunes for 99cents...or she'll CUT you.
Sweden Backs Their Ass Up With Talent
Swede's show off their best ass-ets in Knäckebröddans Talang 2009, Sweden's Got Talent.
Mr. Miley Bulges With Pride for V MAN
The ever-sexy Justin Gaston (a.k.a. Mr. Miley) grabs his crotch and bulges with pride (and pain) for VMAN 13. He also opens up to the mag about his 'chaste' relationship with girlfriend Miley Cyrus saying, "I look up to her. It’s nice to have someone there who already knows what’s going on. It helps you plan your next steps."
James Franco Sports a Bra
James Franco looks ravishing in his sparkly gold bra, eye patch & wig, while holding this years Hasty Pudding Pot, an award given by Harvard's Hasty Pudding Theatricals to entertainers who've made a lasting and impressive contribution to the entertainment world.