1. Forget How Hideous They Were
It almost hurts to look
2. They Were Extremely Convenient
3. Now You Get A Fax
But it’s down the hall… And there is no moving moving walkway
4. If Only…
You could get your work done SO much faster
5. Then You Would Have More Time To Talk To The Hot Guy In Accounting
I mean look at that face.
6. Now They Don’t Seem That Bad
7. Don’t Look At Them!
8. Just Look At Him
9. Your Boss Will Be So Impressed How Fast Your Work Gets Done
10. Let’s Order Them Right Now!
Never mind…. That’s like my budget for drinks this weekend!
11. Maybe I Could Be Persuaded
Where’s my credit card?
- President Trump laid out an ambitious agenda in his speech to Congress, but Republicans are still divided on how to pass that agenda.
- The FBI is investigating if bomb threats against Jewish centers came from an internet "troll" and are profiling a lone, young, tech-savvy person.
- Facebook is using artificial intelligence for suicide prevention, scanning feeds for signs of people at risk of self-harm, then offering resources for help.
- Uber's CEO said he's "seeking leadership help" after dash-cam footage was published of him aggressively arguing with a company driver 😳