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I was trying to catch my last train home after going out. The bus flew right past me at the stop, and I ran after it, thinking maybe I could beat it to the next one, even though I knew I never could. This girl biked past with her friend on the back carrier. The friend jumped off and…Â
Guy showed up reeking of weed, and smoked three blunts in the first hour of the date. Apparently I'm so boring he needs to be high to enjoy his time with me? I was thoroughly unimpressed, but we had tickets to see a concert I really wanted to see. I figured I'd best just entertain…Â
I work at a record store. Once, this lady asked why none of our turntables have shuffle buttons. You'd have to have literally 0 understanding of how analog music works. Also had a customer ask "If first editions are worth so much, why don't they just print new ones?"
Michael Jackson had it. Never told anyone about 'cause people were already calling him a freak. This is the kind of shame we really HAVE to get rid of.
My cat ate a 6 ft long shoelace. I know it sounds funny, but the damn thing got stuck in there. We had to take him to a kitty emergency room to have it surgically removed. The doctors told us it's a miracle he lived.
Had sex with my now ex up against the police station.
Had sex in the bathroom of a concert hall with my current boyfriend, but that ex turned out to be right outside the door.
Had sex with my boyfriend up against the coffee machine at work.
I guess you could say I like the risk…Â
At the store where I work, this guy walks in with a Los Pollos Hermanos tee shirt on. I had been binge watching Breaking Bad the whole previous weekend, so I tell him I like his shirt and he sighs deeply and says "NO, you don't GET it. It's from a TV show.", rolls his eyes and walks…Â
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