1.You've mastered the art of saying enough, but not too much.
2.Because people like this have given you severe trust issues.
3.So your circle is really small.
4.Like, really, really small.
5.In fact, if you could have it your way, you'd replace all your human friends with animals.
6.They'd never tell your secrets, and they just get you.
7.And you'd be able to avoid those awkward first encounters when you meet strangers.
8.Because you really suck at opening up to people.
9.But you don't have any plans of changing because the B.S. levels in your life stay at a minimum.
10.Even if it means you miss out sometimes and could've known some really awesome people a lot sooner.
11.People are obsessed with knowing more about your mystery life.
12.And you shut them down every. single. time.
13.Nothing annoys you quite like a person going out of their way to read your texts.
14.Because it's NONE OF THEIR BUSINESSSSSSSS!
15.The biggest misconception, though, is that you're mean and cold.
16.But really, you're just guarded and it takes you a long time to let people in.
17.When you finally do, though, you're lovable, and you'd give your right arm to anyone in your squad — and you know how to GET. SHIT. LIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
