1. These "petty as fuck" lapel pins to adorn your pettiest friend. etsy.com Get them here for $10. 2. Or this DW one for your friend whose side-eye game is hella strong. etsy.com Get it here for $10. 3. This mug for that buddy who's rude before, during, and after coffee. etsy.com Get it here for $13.99. 4. And this makeup bag for the one who has no regard for other people's time. notonthehighstreet.com Get it here for $17.93. 5. Gotta get this clutch for your friend who lives by these words from Lil Kim. kashmirviii.bigcartel.com See more colors and get it here for $50. 6. This hand-painted and sequined sweatshirt for your one friend committed to doing the most. tuttielu.com Get it here for $47.50. 7. These stickers for your girl whose face looks like this...A LOT. etsy.com Get them here for $3.75. These stickers also come in a range of skin tones! 8. And this pin for the one who subtly wants hosts to know when they drop the ball. etsy.com Get it here for $1.30. 9. This dainty ring for your friend who's low on time. etsy.com Get it here for $16.99. 10. Or this mug for your friend who loves to sip and spill tea. teesinthetrap.com Get it here for $19. 11. This tumbler for the homie who takes pride in hurting feelings. etsy.com Get it here for $20. 12. This T-shirt for your friend with keen self-awareness. zazzle.com Get it here for $15.85. 13. This accessory for your friend who keeps shit real up-front. pinvibesla.com Get it here for $14. 14. This very practical bag for your friend who needs to store some shit. Get it here for $55. 15. And this baseball cap for your friend who's proud of who they are. etsy.com See all the colors and get it here for $20. Check out the shade cap too! 16. This sweatshirt for your brilliant (and messy) scholar. etsy.com Get it here for $42. T-shirt also available for $20. 17. Or this oh-so-pretty tee if you're blessed to have an AKA in your life. etsy.com Get it here for $20. Hoodie also available for $47. 18. Another pin for your friend who stays ready. retrof8te.com Get it here for $5. 19. This fine poster for your friend who appreciates art. etsy.com Check out the black one and get it here for $8. 20. These earrings for your friend who's constantly over it. etsy.com Get them here for $8. 21. Also this pin for your friend who wants to make sure enemies know where they stand. etsy.com Get it here for $10. 22. And this mug for your mom, if you're just as petty as your friend. 😏 shirtoopia.com Get it here for $22.