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Gabrielle Union's Two-Month Old Daughter Is The Most Hilarious, Shady Person On Instagram

Gabrielle Union and Dwyane Wade's two-month-old baby, Kaavia James, goes by #ShadyBaby on Instagram and we agree with everything she says.

Will Smith has been on Instagram for about a year now, and his produced videos skydiving, scuba diving, and stocking shelves at Target had undeniably made him our absolute favorite person to follow...

Instagram: @willsmith

...Untiiiil Gabrielle Union and Dwyane Wade's beautiful baby girl Kaavia James decided to start an account of her own. She says what we're all thinking but too chicken to say, and we stan an unapologetic queen so here are some of her best pics and captions!

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Oprah has already held Kaavia in her actual arms and hosted a two-part episode of Super Soul Sunday around her, and suddenly our life accomplishments no longer matter.

1. When she didn't like the potato salad:

Instagram: @kaaviajames

"Who made the potato salad?!? #ShadyBaby"

2. When someone just had to ask if she liked said potato salad:

Instagram: @kaaviajames

"When they ask if you like how they 'switched up' the potato salad....Maam..back away from the raisins #ShadyBaby"

3. When she was running late:

Instagram: @kaaviajames

"No I did NOT oversleep. I'm on the 405 right now. I'm like 15 min away πŸ˜΄πŸ‘ΆπŸΎπŸ˜΄#ShadyBaby"

4. When she tried to be polite but her face said it all:

Instagram: @kaaviajames

5. When she spoke up for herself:

Instagram: @kaaviajames

"So they just don't care about my headband huh, I thought we were stunting as a family? #shadybaby"

6. When she shaded her dad:

Instagram: @kaaviajames

"I said Daddy lets slay in Winter White...Cut to πŸ˜πŸ‘ΆπŸΎπŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ I'm curious if @gqstyle has seen @dwyanewade early fash-SHONS. Man had the nerve to hit em with the hand in the pocket. I cannot. #ShadyBaby"

7. And then when she shaded her mom:

Instagram: @kaaviajames

"Again with the suspect wig placement. I keep staring at it. Is she getting ready in the dark? Whose gonna tell her? I can't talk so ima just stare at it and hope she catches on. #ShadyBaby"

8. When she was fed UP with phonetics...

Instagram: @kaaviajames

"Pronounce the 'L' in salmon one more time. I dare you. I will sock you in your jaw. #ShadyBaby"

9. ...And the paparazzi:

Instagram: @kaaviajames

"No pictures. I SAID NO PICTURES!!!! #ShadyBaby"

10. When she was saving face:

Instagram: @kaaviajames

"Shocked! And highkey waiting for you to get in troooouuublleee...cuz I am lowkey the one who told on you #ShadyBaby"

11. When she clapped back at the haters:

Instagram: @kaaviajames

"Ohhhhhh wasnt yall just saying @dwyanewade should hang it up? Yall real quiet these days... I'm sorry, hate into my good ear πŸ‘ΆπŸΎπŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ #ShadyBaby #onelastdance"

12. When she was prepping for her dad's retirement:

Instagram: @kaaviajames

"Ole! Heard it was #onelastdance for the old man so I'm working on my choreography. Flamenco anyone?"

13. When she made it VERY clear how much she would contribute:

Instagram: @kaaviajames

"🎢I got 5 on it🎡 Yes I am aware that it costs 100$. What I'm telling youuuuu is my contribution is still 5$ #ShadyBaby"

14. And when she was over your company:

Instagram: @kaaviajames

"You ain't got to go, but you gotta get up on outta here. 🎡 To the left, to the left🎢"

15. When she had another trick up her sleeve:

Instagram: @kaaviajames

"When they think you've fallen for the okey doke but they got another thang comin... #ShadyBaby #SundaySweetness"

16. When she was in the middle of a very important discussion:

Instagram: @kaaviajames

"Eeeeeewwww... And then what happened? Gimme alllllll the tea! #ShadyBaby πŸΌπŸ΅πŸ‘ΆπŸΎ"

17. When she actually invented the famous line from a show 40 years her senior...

Instagram: @kaaviajames

"Whatchu talkin bout Willis?! That's not Abraham! #shadybaby"

18. ...and the line by every black mother ever.

Instagram: @kaaviajames

"Oh you got me mixed up... You must think I'm one of your little friends?! #ShadyBaby"

19. When she named Ariana Grande's hit record:

Instagram: @kaaviajames

"Ohhhh..thats whatchu gonna go with huh? I've seen better. Thank you, next."

20. When she just needed to vent:

Instagram: @kaaviajames

"Shirley, you still there?! Gurl, lemme tell you bout what these fools did at work today. On my last nerve"

21. When she felt the spirit:

Instagram: @kaaviajames

"Praise Him!! We made it to the weekend!"

22. When she had the greatest interruption of all time:

Instagram: @kaaviajames

"Lemme stop you right there...Imma let you finish but... Finish the caption for #ShadyBaby"

23. When she showed very little remorse for eating someone else's food:

Instagram: @kaaviajames

"Ohhhh dip... So you were saving those ribs?? My bad. They were tender though right? Tasted like Sweet Baby Ray's. Dang you still salty huh? My bad. #ShadyBaby #FullBellyShade"

24. When she heard her song come on:

Instagram: @kaaviajames

"That's my JAAAAAMMM! 🎡Before I Let Go...🎢 That ain't no 2-Step! Move and give some real steppers the floor! #ShadyBaby"

25. When she was hungry and had no time for games:

Instagram: @kaaviajames

"How you eat after they tell you dinner is at 6 but its 9 and they got the nerve to say a super long grace #ShadyBaby"

26. When she was fearless and ready to do whatever needed to be done:

Instagram: @kaaviajames

"When you're talent and the muscle and the till is short. Try. Me. TRY ME! #ShadyBaby #WishinAMothaSuckaWould"

27. When she was over all the recalls:

Instagram: @kaaviajames

"Cauliflower too?!?! 1st romaine, now this... Tew much...its all tew much. I was tellin Shirley just the other day..."

28. When she appreciated the arts:

Instagram: @kaaviajames

"Oh dip! My mama watchin Magic Mike AGAIN 😐 here it comes... 'Pony' by my haircut homeboy Ginuine. Thas my jaaaammmmmm πŸŽ΅πŸŽΆπŸŽ™πŸŽπŸŽπŸŽ"

29. When she was still digesting a few things:

Instagram: @kaaviajames

"I rarely smile but when I do it's usually gas. πŸ€’πŸ‘ΆπŸΎ Today, however, I'm just happy. Cheers to the weekend!"

30. When she was everyone's mood for 2019:

Instagram: @kaaviajames

"Shiiiiiiiiiii... I KNOW you lying. Shirley done told me the real deal Holyfield. Mood for 2019 #ShadyBaby"

31. And when she was perfectly adorable, as always:

Instagram: @kaaviajames

"We bout that life... She teaches me so much 😐"

Here's to Kaavia James, our Insta Queeeeeeen!

Instagram: @kaaviajames
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