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9 Charts For Anyone Who Hates Wearing Pants

Ain't no party like a no-pants party.

1. This graph that bridges the gap between joy and pantslessness.

2. And this one that proves skinny jeans are the absolute worst.

3. Netflix: pants optional.

4. Your Saturday night in one pie graph.

5. Pasta? Salad? Pasta.

6. Set your smooth legs free.

7. The higher the waistline, the better.

8. Ban all buttons.

9. Live alone...

Or fuck it. Don't wear pants.