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12 Ways To Know You’re Talking To A Business Major

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1. They're always suggesting the SWOT analysis as a solution to any problem.

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A typical weekend can find them SWOT analyzing whether to go out or stay in — actually pretty effectively. Here's a recent SWOT:

Strengths: Party will be fun

Weaknesses: Party will be tiring

Opportunities: Party might have hot people

Threats: Might do something dumb in front of hot people

3. But they have to stop themselves from talking in business jargon at the table.


And when you're out with them, you're constantly being like, what are you saying? What's a swim lane? Where ARE we right now?