1.I miss human interaction.
2.I'll make a Tinder.
3.This could be a horrible idea.
4.Or a great one!
5.I could use this to expand people's views on feminism.
6.Ohhh this could be a cool experiment.
7.Yeah, I'll pretend I started this as an experiment, not out of boredom.
8.What the hell do I put in this "About Me" section?
9.Let's put some random words that relate to me.... Writer. Traveler. Love puns. Good good, that's vague enough.
10.I ALREADY GOT A MATCH.
11.Damn, I've had this thing for two minutes #killingit
12.Why does every guy have that he's 4/20 friendly?
13.Or pictures of them smoking?
14.Or holding a dead fish?
15.Or standing in front of pick-up?
17.Aww look he has a puppy! Swipe right!
18.Oh, and he has a puppy.
19.And he has a puppy.
20.Damn, can't believe I fell for that.
21.That's nice, I really needed to know your height…
25.Is every guy on here over six feet?
26.Liars liars pants on fire.
27.SOMEONE MESSAGED ME
29.Wow killer opening line.
30.Okay, I'll just say "Hello!"
31.That's friendly and inviting!
33.I'M CONVERSING WITH A STRANGER.
34.How much information do I give on here?
35.He seems funny!
36.Aww his profile says he's looking for the real thing and not a hook-up!
37.Maybe I found a good one!
39."Wanna have sexuals?"