The 10 Tackiest, Weirdest, Most Amazing Things You Can Buy On The Internet

God bless you, Internet.

1. Sam and Diane salt and pepper shakers

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They're... perfect.

2. These

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It's so important, especially as you get older, to invest in quality jewelry pieces that will stand the test of time.

3. A personalized Elvis phone case

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Real talk, I own one of these and, let me tell you, it is a real conversation starter - ESPECIALLY with middle-aged liquor store employees.

4. Anything Spuds Mackenzie related

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Pint glasses, key chains, watches, bar lanterns shaped like English bull terriers ... You name it, Spuds's likeness is on it.

*Warning* You will not be alone in your quest for Spuds memorabilia. The bidding wars can get particularly heated and heartbreaking.

5. Special order knee socks

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Comfy, perfect for a night in AND versatile, you Wine Angel.

6. Pre-owned Jimmy Buffett concert t-shirts

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Having a rough day? Embrace the island escapist in you with a good ole fashioned concert tee from THE Sir James Buffett.

*Warning* Most shirts are only available in XL :(

7. Speaking of t-shirts...

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The three words every girl wants to hear.

8. An autographed photo of Tom Selleck on the phone in the ocean

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Selleck circa 1980 is, and will always be, the truth. This masterpiece would, at the very least, be an investment - both financially and in your own happiness.

9. A taxidermied squirrel drinking Busch Light

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Think of all the inappropriate pictures you can make the pledges take with THIS.

10. Human teeth

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