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THAT TIME SHE: Immediately pulled a knife on the guy who just picked her up hitchhiking.
THAT TIME SHE: Snatched at Jeff's money without saying thank you.
THAT TIME SHE: Squealed over her first slot machine payout.
THAT TIME SHE: Attacked and then barfed on Molly's car.
THAT TIME SHE: Angrily wasted perfectly good french fries that she didn't even pay for.
THAT TIME SHE: Was giddy over her latest nail art.
THAT TIME SHE: Was forced to apologize.
THAT TIME SHE: Mimicked Cristal's Showgirl Jazzhands™.
THAT TIME SHE: Danced like a lunatic at the night club.
THAT TIME SHE: Kneed James in the balls for critiquing her dance moves.
THAT TIME SHE: Enthusiastically beat Mama's trapdoor boustier into working again.
THAT TIME SHE: Licked the stripper pole.
THAT TIME SHE: Gave Zack a really aggressive lap dance.
THAT TIME SHE: Flopped like a dying fish on Zack's lap, and it was weird.
THAT TIME SHE: Again snatched money without again saying thank you.
THAT TIME SHE: Got super excited because Molly got an A in class.
THAT TIME SHE: Tapdanced in Versace while being weirdly rude to a salesperson.
THAT TIME SHE: Performed a tandem whiplash pole dance with Penny.
THAT TIME SHE: Got adorably ecstatic about landing an audition.
THAT TIME SHE: Gave Tony a death glare and slapped ice cubes out of his hands.
THAT TIME SHE: Littered for no reason.
THAT TIME SHE: Performed a subtle dance for James.
THAT TIME SHE: Gave James a period lap dance.
THAT TIME SHE: Said "Ver-sayce."
THAT TIME SHE: Thrusted it.
THAT TIME SHE: And Cristal talked about eating dog food and then high-fived with tortilla chips.
THAT TIME SHE: Called Cristal a bitch.
THAT TIME SHE: Received an odd compliment.
THAT TIME SHE: Watched Zack strut his naked ass to the pool.
THAT TIME SHE: Had awkward, uncomfortable pool sex.
THAT TIME SHE: And Cristal made sex-eyes at each other while talking about nail art.
THAT TIME SHE: Ate a cheeseburger on the casino roof.
THAT TIME SHE: Shoved Cristal down the stairs.
THAT TIME SHE: Couldn't help grinning to herself as Cristal's ambulance sped away.
THAT TIME SHE: Made a grand entrance.
THAT TIME SHE: Completely crusted herself in face sequins and glitter hair gel.
THAT TIME SHE: Hocked a loogie in Zack's face, while smiling.
THAT TIME SHE: Painted revenge nails.
THAT TIME SHE: Painted her nipples bright red for some reason.
THAT TIME SHE: Pulled a switchblade on Andrew, then kicked him in the face repeatedly.
THAT TIME SHE: Kept stomping Andrew's head even after he was completely incapacitated.
THAT TIME SHE: Kissed Cristal with tongues before leaving town forever.
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