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I Rewatched Hoodwinked And It Was Wild

Two words: Be prepared.

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It's the year 2005: your arms are clad in Livestrong bracelets and you've probably listening to Avril Lavigne on your iPod nano. Ah, what a year to be alive. I don't know if you remember, but 2005 was also the year that this iconic movie was created:

HOODWINKED

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Kids in the fourth grade were obsessed with it. Either my elementary school had some weird cult following of the movie, or it was high quality children's television. I decided to investigate, as I was overcome with the urge to revisit this classic, poorly animated tale. And boy, did I have a lot of thoughts.

Why are there so many famous people in this movie?

The first thing I did was look up the cast. And I was subsequently very confused. Anne Hathaway? What are you doing in this movie? Is that Kronk (aka Patrick Warburton)?
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The first thing I did was look up the cast. And I was subsequently very confused. Anne Hathaway? What are you doing in this movie? Is that Kronk (aka Patrick Warburton)?

This animation is kind of terrifying...

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Like ????

Especially the frog detective.

There are quite a few musical numbers in this movie.

How come the restaurants shut down when their recipes are stolen?

Like, do none of these animals know how to make their own recipes? Questionable.
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Like, do none of these animals know how to make their own recipes? Questionable.

It's really obvious who stole the recipes from the beginning.

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That rabbit is a bad actor. I'm kind of embarrassed because I remember being legitimately shocked at the ~plot twist~ when I was nine, guess I wasn't as smart of a kid as I thought.

The goat is my spirit animal!!!!!!

View this video on YouTube

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Be prepared!!!! Be prepared!!!! See video for further entertainment.

Red Riding Hood definitely would have died on that rollercoaster.

THE WOLF IS AN INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALIST?

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Wow, what character development!

Okay. The animation is really, really disturbing.

The schnitzel song is going to give me nightmares.
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The schnitzel song is going to give me nightmares.

The granny is really, really cool.

Kind of concerned for her health, but it's all good.
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Kind of concerned for her health, but it's all good.

Why is the European skiing team all scary looking Germans and the American team is just some animals and a granny?

I mean, I'm not complaining, but it's a little weird when you think about it.
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I mean, I'm not complaining, but it's a little weird when you think about it.

There is a lot going on here !!!

Why is everyone so good at fighting people?

Little Red's over here kicking ass and I can barely get out of bed.
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Little Red's over here kicking ass and I can barely get out of bed.

THERE'S A HOODWINKED 2???

Tbh, I don't want to watch it.
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Tbh, I don't want to watch it.

That was a really weird hour and a half of my life that I can't get back. Thanks, Hoodwinked. What a wild ride it was.

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