It's the year 2005: your arms are clad in Livestrong bracelets and you've probably listening to Avril Lavigne on your iPod nano. Ah, what a year to be alive. I don't know if you remember, but 2005 was also the year that this iconic movie was created:
Kids in the fourth grade were obsessed with it. Either my elementary school had some weird cult following of the movie, or it was high quality children's television. I decided to investigate, as I was overcome with the urge to revisit this classic, poorly animated tale. And boy, did I have a lot of thoughts.
Why are there so many famous people in this movie?
This animation is kind of terrifying...
Especially the frog detective.
There are quite a few musical numbers in this movie.
How come the restaurants shut down when their recipes are stolen?
It's really obvious who stole the recipes from the beginning.
The goat is my spirit animal!!!!!!
Red Riding Hood definitely would have died on that rollercoaster.
THE WOLF IS AN INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALIST?
Okay. The animation is really, really disturbing.
The granny is really, really cool.
Why is the European skiing team all scary looking Germans and the American team is just some animals and a granny?
There is a lot going on here !!!
Why is everyone so good at fighting people?
THERE'S A HOODWINKED 2???
That was a really weird hour and a half of my life that I can't get back. Thanks, Hoodwinked. What a wild ride it was.