Let’s not all get swallowed by floods and eviscerated by drought, ya know?
Pregnancy just really suits the Queen.
FYI: cats will love empty boxes way more than the toys you’re gonna buy them.
It’s hard to improve on perfection but…we’ll try.
Go get the bulk packages of tissues.
Who knew there were this many tax-related puns?
They’ll tick off all the boxes.
It’s Janet, Miss Momma Jackson, if you’re nasty.
Coachella sure does come at you fast.
*becomes celibate forever*
At least some things never change.
You didn’t know Nicole Kidman was a great actress? Well, GET READY.
More boob, more problems.
New direction: changing diapers.
More like The Walking Dad, amirite?!
There’s no one more purrfect than your bestie.
This baby has a fifth sense for whether or not it’s already raining.