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Whiskey, Will You Be My Valentine?

I have a crush on you. Now please, get in my mouth.

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I’m sure you get this a lot, but you’re the most beautiful fucking thing I’ve ever seen.

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Like, there are seriously no words for how you make my heart pew-pew-pew.

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And sometimes, when I take a sip, it's like that fire that flows through you has leapt into my heart and filled me with a kind of passion I've only ever felt BECAUSE of you.

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