Lance Bass Is Proof There's Hope For All Of Us
I lie awake, I drive myself crazy, thinking of new Lanceeee.
Hi. We all remember a little indie band called NSYNC. And in particular, a Mr. Lance Bass with his baritone voice.
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See? There he is in the sequined jean jacket, lol.
The '00s were a really interesting time for men's fashion.
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Like, deeply interesting.
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But it's 2016, people, and things have fucking changed. Mainly, Lance Bass is hot AF now.
Like, does anyone have a fainting couch and a leather strap for me to bite on, HOT.
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Here he is, same old guy from your NSYNC dreams.
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Except now he's inarguably the hottest member.
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Timberlake is still HOT, it's just that Lance got HOTTER, ya know?
Also, I truly do not know what's happening here, but I also don't care: oiled up and sleeveless, OK?!
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Important side note: That's his husband, Michael Turchin, and he is also v. v. hot.
Same here: no clue if this is his dog. If it's a stolen pooch. Etc. But who cares? LOOK AT HIM HOLDING THIS DOG. š
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He looks perfect in glasses.
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And bowler hats. Never knew bowler hats could be hot until this very photo, actually.
But he also just looks great all on his lonesome.
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So if you don't believe in miracles, just look at what a difference 13 years can make.
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Maybe we'll all become better, shinier people after a decade or so.
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If there was hope for Lance, there's hope for everyone.
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So cheer up.
And remember, we love Lance, and new-and-improved Lance loves us.
