1. Always make time for yourself.
2. Know that there's never a wrong time or place to eat spaghetti.
3. It's the simple things in life that matter.
4. Aim high.
5. Never hesitate to put people in their rightful place.
6. Eat all the pizza and drink all the beer, in general.
7. Unabashedly love cats.
8. Know yourself.
9. And never be afraid to be picky.
10. Don't let other people's insecurities dictate how you live your life.
11. When necessary, take action.
12. Have an aggressive love for America.
13. Don't be afraid to assert your dominance as an expert in certain fields.
14. There's absolutely no such thing as "too much cheese."
15. Stay far away from the woods: You don’t need that shit.
16. Take what you're passionate about to places no one else would dare to go.
17. Never stop dreaming.
18. When someone makes you mad, just start screaming until they shut up.
19. Why pay for something when you can steal it instead?
20. Remember: You are always right, no matter what.
21. And don't be afraid to ask the important questions.
