3. But did you know that it’s the only alcohol that makes you a bigger badass when you wince?
4. And sexy people, with sexy bodies drink whiskey, because it’s HEALTHY*.
*By “healthy,” I mean in moderation … or whatever.
5. Plus, drinking whiskey will get you laid.
6. But if I haven’t convinced you, this video should.
- It's time: Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump will face off tonight at 9 p.m. ET in the first of three US presidential debates.
- Dozens of children were killed after the Syrian government launched a major offensive in Aleppo over the weekend.
- Ted Cruz said Trump's list of potential Supreme Court nominees spurred his decision to endorse his former opponent.