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The first thing you do when you get home:
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The problem with pants, in general:
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When you thought you *almost* had it all:
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When this terrible mistake happens:
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Trying to avoid bleeding to death:
6.
Using your boobs to your advantage:
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And then promptly having to do a search and rescue:
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When you're surrounded by idiots:
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Hovering like your life depends on it:
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What happens every single month:
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And this unfortunate reality:
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When this sin happens:
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When you think your makeup will come off in the shower:
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When you need to eat all the things:
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The real reason to stop dieting:
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When someone tells you to "calm down":
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That moment when you meet a man who gets it:
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And knowing that your most important asset is up here ::: points to brain :::