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You don't buy your cat "nice" things anymore.
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If you're opening the fridge, you're also letting the cat in.
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When this nonsensical thing happens:
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Or when your cat barfs on the one thing they shouldn't barf on.
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There is no "your food" anymore, there's only what the cat lets you eat.
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Same goes for "your personal space":
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One does not simply sneeze anymore.
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And you really don't need an alarm:
11.
Because you've probably woken up to this:
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This terrifying reality:
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And when you literally can't understand the cat logic.
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You see butt wiggles on a regular basis:
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And you've learned your lesson the hard way:
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Lint rollers = Life changing.
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You've often become freaked out because your cat will stare intently at NOTHING for whole minutes.
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Even so, you're still obsessed with cats.
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Because you know they're the superior species.
