1.
When the pressure to ALWAYS LOOK at the baby hits:
2.
When you're feeling like shit during your pregnancy and see anyone else who isn't:
3.
When waking the baby up must be avoided at all costs:
4.
When you're forced to attend classes that sound like they were named by the babies themselves:
5.
When your definition of "sleeping in" changes a bit:
6.
When the pregnancy mood swings are getting a little out of hand:
7.
When one of you is going full bodyguard over the baby:
8.
When you find creative ways to not answer your kid's questions:
9.
When sugar sometimes makes parenting a whole lot easier:
10.
When you start to realize that your body is no longer your own:
11.
When you get real sick of all those workplace double standards:
12.
When you discover the real joy of parenting, which is gossiping about other parents:
13.
When you realize your baby thinks you're one giant tit:
14.
And finally, what you have to tell yourself in order to be parents:
