Have you ever taken a five finger discount? Do you sympathize with the bandits in Home Alone? Ever look at two sticks in the woods and think, “Gee, that would make a splendid addition to my nightstand”?
If any of the above apply, then this little Yosemite Junior Ranger is a better person than you.
3. Evie: The only Junior Ranger honest enough for Yosemite.
- The Women's March on Washington was one of the largest protests in the city's history.
- Trump's spokesman held a press conference to blame grass coverings for "minimizing" the crowd at the inauguration 🤔
- Members of the national security community reacted with shock after Trump attacked his critics while giving a speech at CIA headquarters.
- "SNL" featured a shirtless Vladimir Putin celebrating America's newest President.