Have you ever taken a five finger discount? Do you sympathize with the bandits in Home Alone? Ever look at two sticks in the woods and think, “Gee, that would make a splendid addition to my nightstand”?
If any of the above apply, then this little Yosemite Junior Ranger is a better person than you.
3. Evie: The only Junior Ranger honest enough for Yosemite.
- Russian ambassador to the UN Vitaly Churkin has died after suffering from cardiac arrest this morning, a day before his 65th birthday.
- This girl's friend showed up to her date in a fake mustache to spy on her and it is the definition of friendship goals 😎