2. Ummm… hi. Hello.
4. NOPE. PANTS JUST FELL OFF. THEY. FELL. RIGHT. OFF.
7. My ovaries just exploded in hearts.
That is the luckiest fucking koala of all time. Not that I’m insanely jealous of it being in Taylor’s arms, or anything…
8. Taylor as Indiana Jones, sandwiched by his hot as fuck bros.
9. Even Zac’s blow out is giving me lady sweats.
10. Alright, let’s just take a deep breath, and calm down…
11. :::DEEP BREATH:::
14. OMG. Ed Sheeran is a ginger, and so am I, and it’s like… now I know what a Hanson sandwich would look like and I’m literally SWEATING.
16. Hi, I don’t know why you’re wearing this weird V-shirt Tay, or why Zac has green leather, or WTF that soul patch is doing, Isaac… I just want it all on my face.
17. YES, please put YOUR FACES on my ONE FACE so that I can finally know what heaven looks like.
22. DEAD. I’ve just died from all of the lady sweats.
Thank you, Hanson, for killing me with your MMM hotness.
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